*picks the bits of spaghetti off his face and takes a sip of the lovely flavoured champagne wondering who to throw this blow of jelly at*
Give you one guess ... and a free shot!
*picks the bits of spaghetti off his face and takes a sip of the lovely flavoured champagne wondering who to throw this blow of jelly at*
Ohhh, there was more than just banana in there
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There's a few different accounts - pretty sure they were heart attack material ... poor guy died on the toilet trying to push out a hard poo!
She's got a thing today....Again with the poo.. and the toilet...
I'm willing to bet it's difficult to grab on to. I know doctors have used forceps for years, and they still haven't found. A much better way. Me myself I prefer the latex gloves method...and hold on tight to that wriggling beast of a tongue. They're a lot stronger and slipperier than they look...Hi i would like to feel ur tongue
Hi i would like to feel ur tongue
Haha yeah ... try me!!You can try
Lol @Someguy1323 I usually just grab hold of my piercings and hold on tight for a wild ride. You were talking about feeling you own tongue there right? * puts head down and goes and sits in the corner for a while to contemplate his life*I'm willing to bet it's difficult to grab on to. I know doctors have used forceps for years, and they still haven't found. A much better way. Me myself I prefer the latex gloves method...and hold on tight to that wriggling beast of a tongue. They're a lot stronger and slipperier than they look...
Of course maybe you wanted to be more explicit... something along the lines of...I want to feel your tongue as it moves slowly from my shoulder to my neck....there it forms little spirals of saliva before once more starting to move. Closer and closer it crosses my cheek ..until finally it finds its home...in the left nostril.
Heh? Like that?
Ah @Xxdonxx please please try her, it will be highly amusing for us to watch her rip you to shreds, chew you up and spit you out! And no non of that would be in a good way for you at all.Haha yeah ... try me!!
Edit: Don't take that literally 19 yr old people with mysteriously matching user names, now go have lots of young, crazy sex with each other or with yourself if you infact happen to be only one lesson posing as two!! XxANDxx
This did not go unnoticed or without reaction.....lol*Takes one two and three doughnuts places them on my fingers and spins them around while I slide one finger into the jelly filled doughnut and bites my lower lip while I wink at @PheonixxxMonroe and licks my lips . Let’s out a soft moan .
Ok giggles didn’t want tag anyone else to be offended
I had to do something . I’m new to this thread so found it kinda amusingThis did not go unnoticed or without reaction.....lol
Jelly donut erotica... who knew????!!!!!