Banter LIES! All lies!

[xDawnBBW]

I go to the gym 4 times a week

 

[HotPotato86]

I've never been into romance .. I've never thought it was cool to take your beat up f-150 out to the beach as the sunsets evolving into endless convo and shy kisses
no no that's for dorks and weirdo's who had a thing for twilight for awhile ...-_-

 

[Saximony]

Life is like a bowl of cherries.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I often wonder why I'm here when I'm happily married

 

[Colinpullin]

I haven't one grey hair and I'm still a 32 waist.

 

[Opseri]

My life is so exciting at the moment, not boring at all...

 

[SandraMaus]

I always correct people straight away when they get my age wrong. Who really wants to be forever 21.

 

[Garth888]

I have never posted a selfie!

 

[Rocknit82]

Oh, when fully erect it's almost 13" and as thick as a beer can

 

[JudithJ1337]

I'm a virgin.

 

[stoneyBBW]

I dont smoke drugs lol

 

[Mrroscoe03]

I am 33

 

[Silver-Smile]

I hate taylor swift

 

[Mrroscoe03]

I ran 3 miles today

 

[Bennettrose]

I often wonder why I'm here when I'm happily married

Oh that is a good one !

 

[Bennettrose]

Im really a 5'10, 19 year old Icelandic model

 

[JudithJ1337]

I hate taylor swift

I like Taylor Swift.

 

[Silver-Smile]

I like Taylor Swift.

 

[stoneyBBW]

Im really a 5'10, 19 year old Icelandic model

I could see that

 

[Bennettrose]

I could see that

LOL!!! Too funny