Banter LIES! All lies!

[WomenRfromVenus]

Post your fibs here, you little Pinocchios

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

I just won the lottery

 

[emptynestcpl]

I am actually married. Wait, I have not lied about that. Lol

 

[emptynestcpl]

I am a model and use pictures of an old guy to keep the ladies at bay.

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

It's snowing outside

 

[DudeTotally]

I am still married!!

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

I dislocated my knee dancing like a maniac whilst drunk in January

 

[emptynestcpl]

I am still recovering from the sharkbite that I received filming a special for Shark Week.

 

[Bennettrose]

I'm really a writer gathering material for a book.

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

I know where Carol Baskin's husband is

 

[Bennettrose]

I know where Carol Baskin's husband is

 

[TBig88M]

I am a unpleasant figure

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Eat your hearts out gentlemen I live next door to @MissLed !

 

[Bennettrose]

I'm 6'4

 

[emptynestcpl]

I am @MissLed and @WomenRfromVenus

 

[VintageVixen]

And I'm @emptynestcpl

 

[emptynestcpl]

I am not married to @VintageVixen but we have sex regularly, but I am not leaving my wife. Dont tell her, I am stringing her along.

 

[VintageVixen]

I am not married to @VintageVixen but we have sex regularly, but I am not leaving my wife. Dont tell her, I am stringing her along.

Lies, I am your wife.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I don't wanna be @VintageVixen 's sucker....

 

[emptynestcpl]

Lies, I am your wife.

Shut up @VintageVixen and go make me a sandwich. (That is the way she likes to be treated)