Banter LIES! All lies!

[PoliteandNaughty]

Being arrogant is the best personality trait a person can have.

 

[Englishflower]

Every morning I jog naked for 5 miles lolz

 

[Heather]

I used to be an exotic dancer

 

[justagoodguy55]

I really don't like Heather's new profile picture

 

[justagoodguy55]

I am working right now

 

[Colinpullin]

I love getting up on Mondays my favourite day of the week.

 

[Gujjuguy]

Chris Evans has the worst looking butt in America.

 

[Englishflower]

I'm a world famous hedgehog groomer lolz

 

[justagoodguy55]

I am a famous intim piercer.

 

[mysticdipstick]

of course i won't come in your mouth......

 

[Yesm01]

I came too

 

[justagoodguy55]

Damn I didn't came

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

I am so fuckin vanilla it's embarassing

 

[Englishflower]

My full time job is counting the grains of sand on beaches l think I've got a job for life lolz

 

[PureVoyeur]

I don't care about having a lover!

 

[Englishflower]

I like everyone on FCN

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

No one likes days off from work.

 

[justagoodguy55]

I applied for Englishflowers job and she said yes

 

[wet-dreams]

I never get fun or horny when I drink. NEVER.

 

[Englishflower]

I've got the biggest boobs in the world lolz totally true honest lolz