Banter LIES! All lies!

[Colinpullin]

I like to run down the high street in my underpants shouting "does my bum look big in these ?"

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Movies are always better than the books.

 

[Calazviel]

It is medically safe for you to let me insert my penis in you

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Posting the same message on a bunch of different womens' profile wall is a sure way to get a response!

 

[Englishflower]

It is medically safe for you to let me insert my penis in you

So you're actually saying it's medically unsafe to put your cock inside me lolz

 

[FireflyEyes]

I spent the day in bed with Adonis.

 

[Englishflower]

I spent the day in bed with Adonis.

I totally believe that lolz

 

[Englishflower]

I held a sex party on Mount Olympus

 

[FireflyEyes]

He pealed me grapes and tickled my back.

 

[Englishflower]

I've had sex with all the Hollywood A listers lolz

 

[Colinpullin]

I love lockdown

 

[Englishflower]

I'm so not horny rn lolz

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

I'm so not horny rn lolz

Oh those are the lies we are telling now... If so...

Thread: I haven't been horny in the last month, like at all.

 

[xDawnBBW]

I'm a virgin

 

[Hotcarter76]

I'm a pimp daddy

 

[FireflyEyes]

My toes are cold.

 

[Iwillgideitin69]

My heads swallen

 

[FireflyEyes]

I'm fully dressed.

 

[HotPotato86]

i'm wicked shy

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Posting the same thing on thirty different profiles is a sure way to get people to talk to you.