Banter LIES! All lies!

[Acetea]

I am not thankful for your effort, even though I didn't find it before you showed me

 

[Noonereallyknows]

I didn't won in the lottery this year

 

[Teamster145]

I am a riich and sexy model, that is losing work because I am too sexy. It is a good thing I am sooo rich.

 

[Dogowar]

I'm hung like an Arab stallion and go like a Singer sewing machine

 

[CoquetteX]

I like Russia

 

[Noonereallyknows]

@CoquetteX will win the last post thread

 

[Teamster145]

I hate people who laugh a lot. Jokes are stupid.

Then we can be friends, I am always serious.

 

[Acetea]

I do not pay attention to grammatical mistakes in people messages but I still tell them if I happen to see one

 

[Acetea]

I'm really comfortable in giving people attention and carrying, I hate to help people but I'm too much of an empath to not go and cuddle them all day long...

 

[Dogowar]

I hate intimacy and keep people at arms length.

 

[Mrroscoe03]

I am really polite on Twitter

 

[Bennettrose]

I won a nobel peace prize in 1967

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I've never fallen on stage

 

[Teamster145]

All of the ladies want me. You know, they want what they can't have.

 

[JudithJ1337]

I'm dry as a bone down there right now, and nothing is getting me going.

 

[CoquetteX]

I know Victoria's secret

 

[Busty_Nerd]

I am a doctor and a lawyer