Banter LIES! All lies!

[Bennettrose]

i once trained to be a samurai warrior in the edo period

 

[Locket44]

I am very high maintenance

 

[SandraMaus]

I do not live in the "Secret Covenant for GingerJediVodooWitches"

 

[SandraMaus]

I seriously do not flirt with women.... ever.

Iam the same. My thoughts are only of Purity and light

 

[SandraMaus]

Glad i am not a member i am so not attracted to red haired women and i dont have a cat called Ginger...

Slim girls are so annoying. My housemate Emma, British, went to a wizard school there likes redheads. She is telling me all day how much she loves me with those bright eyes in her perfect face. Not my type at all.

 

[DD_850]

My pinky toe is bigger than my big toe

 

[Silver-Smile]

No one sent me a hot pic of taylor swift that didn't arouse me to a point where im actually fingering myself to it.

 

[Dogowar]

I constantly have erotic dreams but never wake up with a boner.

 

[Teamster145]

Vacation sucks!!!!! Don't take one unless they force you to. If they do, don't go to the beach.

 

[Dogowar]

I love having to work for a living.

 

[Snap75]

I didn't wake up yesterday, or today.

 

[Newoldmatt]

I definitely wouldn't rather still be curled up in bed right now.

 

[Locket44]

I do not like animals of any kind

 

[Teamster145]

I do enjoy being around people, the bigger the crowd the better.

 

[JudithJ1337]

I'm not horny.

 

[JudithJ1337]

I don't even know what that means

Neither do I!!! I'm not laughing at it either.

 

[David_runner]

Blowjobs and handjobs are really really boring.