Ohh man! Here is why you don’t flirt with a publish author.... should a capitalize all letters so it’s loud??
YOUR BOOBS ARE HOT!
Or do I use more words to match the volume.... her bosom left me breathless while gazing wantonly as a drop of water escapes her delicate nipples...hmmmm orrr is there a 5th option I don’t see as a pig..hmmmmm women!