Banter Make Everyone Hate You (in five words or less)

[Lakeside]

My dropped toast landed rightside-up

Ls x

 

[Lakeside]

I started the Corona Virus

That works for everyone but porn-sites, authors and board-game sellers. We're reaping an unexpected bonanza.

Ls x

 

[TBig88M]

Adolf was a great man.

 

[AlexWS]

"I promise I will call you."

 

[MaskedAbigail]

Cheese makes coke cola taste better

 

[AlexWS]

I'll pull out.

 

[SubAbigail]

Brushing your teeth with cheese gets them whiter

 

[BrandyOldFashioned]

It's only a cold sore

 

[Jayishere]

I'm only here because clubs are currently shut down

 

[emptynestcpl]

Bikinis should be illegal.

 

[Lakeside]

Mobile/Cell phones are for losers


That'll get the haters hatin'


Ls x

 

[AlexWS]

All women shall be clothed during sex.

 

[friendlystorm]

This is a damn lie! lol

 

[DaveJonno83]

Not proud of this one, but when I have Sausage and Mash with onion gravy... i also have baked beans with it

 

[Someguy1323]

Everybody who posts after me, and even before me, has asked me for nudes... multiple times.

 

[Hotcarter76]

Dick pics aren't that bad

 

[AlexWS]

Vaginas are gross.

 

[Tdp06]

Bearded guys look so gay

 

[SubAbigail]

No the IRS scammers are telling the truth you owe them money

 

[Alexxxx-2000]

Thanos actually made sense