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[Thalassa]

Hmm... if he isn't hanging out with that ho, Holly, he's with that rogue, Rowan. He's gonna get axed from his job for all the trouble he's causing.

 

[Deleted member 313318]

If I were you, Olive this between Myrtle and Tim Burr or they will larch onto you :3

 

[Thalassa]

Their son, Tim Burr Jr. did the same and caused an Amber alert to be issued. Grassy-ass for your help @xyzrp

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Hey I always locust for my fronds :3

 

[EveHerself]

You = old tree, deep in the woods
Me = lumberjack who just couldn't chop down the old tree, because he fell in love with it

It's gonna get steamy.

Yaaassss!

We need more RP’s like this!

 

[Dogowar]

Yaaassss!

We need more RP’s like this!

All very "In to the woods " lol

 

[WomanOnTop]

Birch, please.

 

[EveHerself]

If you tap me just right you can get some sweet syrup from my spigot

 

[Mouthful]

Holly shit. Willow come round my house?

 

[Bdj1992]

i think all of you need a special treetment you people are all mental but i don't mind it's all pine with me

 

[Thalassa]

Holly shit. Willow come round my house?

On one condition : Got wood?

 

[Bdj1992]

On one condition : Got wood?

you really want some wood-pecker in your jungle huh?

 

[Delight]

Beavers do tend to get dam wet at times but they are always craving more wood.

 

[LillyK]

Did you Ash Alice how she felt about going so deep into the woods? She might be sycamore this time after taking it so long. Maybe she needs some Aspen creme...

 

[Sarah_56]

You = old tree, deep in the woods
Me = lumberjack who just couldn't chop down the old tree, because he fell in love with it

The soft sensual shape of my slender trunk extends up in the sinuous, sexual upward sweep of my branches, both supported and firmly held in the tangling tumbling tumult of the other trees. My roots are splayed, spread, framing the dark damp within. Still, silent, but softly, seductively, swaying, I hold myself stretched upwards, in the steamy forest...