Masturbating

[TallulahBlue]

Grave yards good place to masturbate done it there lots of times

Considering a graveyard is about as lively as my bedroom, this might be appropriate for me...

 

[MasturbatingasIchat]

McDonald's is where it's at

 

[TallulahBlue]

Lolzzzz
Do you think graveyard will be similar like bedroom??
I think graveyard are made for torture . Instead bed u will have chain , pulleys, cuflinfs , belts. Etc...

I'm slow in the mornings, so forgive me. I'm not sure if you are describing a graveyard, a bedroom, or a wardrobe here...

 

[TallulahBlue]

No problem. Take your time to be Lil fast.
Hopefully u will be normal till afternoon.
That time u might be understand abt what I m describing.
Go back and check your post too....

Language barriers are sexy! I still don't know what the fuck you're saying, but I like how you say it!

 

[TallulahBlue]

PLEASE don't take what I said as an insult. The failure is on my end, not yours, I promise! In the mornings I'm lucky if I manage to put my pants on without falling into the wall.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Just chill pill

So, you mean like Xanax? Way ahead of ya, Spice Man...

 

[TallulahBlue]

But I expect that every day is not womens day.

Me giving relationship advice is akin to a house plant giving you tips on how to play the stock market. It doesn't make any sense at all.

But I have a theory. I bet if you treat a woman like EVERY day is her day, not just March 8, then you will reap the benefits as well. And yes, she should do the same for you. Make each other feel important every day. See where that gets you.

Meanwhile, I'm currently seeing a box of Twinkies, so it is quite likely I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

 

[KcGrayson]

Don’t believe I have lol.