Misheard sentences

[Flirtinghubby]

Read the sentence left by the user above you. Then, using your old person hard-of-hearing whisper 2000 persona, tell them what you thought they said.

Ie:
Are going to fill the void in my vagina?

- Are you looking for Phil and Lloyd in my vagina?!?!?

As always; be silly, sexy, dirty, dumb, creative, and fucking nice in my threads. (I love you silly creative fuckers!)


First sentence

What time are we getting on the bus?

 

[Flirtinghubby]

What?!?! We time are we shredding all the butts?!?!


Can you lick it a little slower please.

 

[LillyK]

I'm not creative enough for this thread. All I can think of is Give me your dick right now.

 

[Bennettrose]

he always cracks me up.

 

[Someguy1323]

He filled my crack up?

damn thats one sexy thought pattern you got there!

 

[Snap75]

Banned that one sexy taut bantam with hair?

But hairy chickens are a delicacy

 

[Someguy1323]

Butts that are like hairy chickens, treat delicately.

God this is the best thread since that Dressup dicked threads!

 

[Snap75]

God's gift is the best head since that dressed up dick head.


At least he had skills

 

[Boris1231]

H

 

[Snap75]

H

You're a fuckwit and should head butt a bullet train

 

[Someguy1323]

You're fun to fuck and should put your head in my butt for training


I havent weighed that little in three years.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I haven't waited that little - and three cheers.

What's the next thing on the agenda?

 

[Someguy1323]

The next thing in my vagina?

We all know I dont have a vagina.