Movie quotes

DayPlay5 said:
Animal House

"Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. "
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Don't think we had a reply on this one yet. Pulp Fiction.

Actor #1: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
Actor #2: In a row?!?
 
Clerks

The main character was blaming the devil (who was disguised as a human) for leading him down the path he chose:

Actor 1: You brought me in, you put me there! You made her lie!
Actor 2: I don't do that, Kevin! That day, on the subway, what did I say to you? What were my words to you?! Maybe it was your time to lose. You didn't think so.
Actor 1: Lose?! I don't lose! I win! I win! I'm a lawyer, that's my job, that's what I do!
Actor 2: I rest my case. Vanity... is definitely my favorite sin. Kevin, it's so basic, self-love; the all-natural opiate. You know, it's not that you didn't care for Mary Ann, Kevin. It's just that you were a little bit more involved with someone else: yourself.
 
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Dude, Where's My Car?

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"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."

"A hospital? What is it?"

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
 
Airplane .. brilliant

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"What is it Scientist?"

"Thank you Scientist, Got any papers?"
 
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
 
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