New New New!!!

[Normalish]

Very good lol

Some people on here will never have asked for a quarter of ????
Really makes me feel old lol

 

[Normalish]

First off: hi, hello and welcome! Pleasure to meet you! Prepare for people not to have read your post and spam your inbox with dick, marriage proposals from asshole liars who aren't serious at all about building a goddamn family with you because they send the message to a million other women on the page (my heart was broken within an hour of joining!)

Secondly: I cannot get over the beauty of your first two commenters. Seeing that might have made me spit my tea over my desk!

Anyway, I really hope you get to meet some amazing people and have fun!

It was always going to happen !!

 

[Deleted member 178467]

When spangles around dicks stay clear.

 

[Dirkgently43]

Hi everyone!!! Im new looking to chat and meet new friends and fuck buddies but please no dick pics unless i ask...

You might want to brace yourself before entering the chat rooms. That said, I've met some great people here and hope you do too.

 

[JustDella]

First off: hi, hello and welcome! Pleasure to meet you! Prepare for people not to have read your post and spam your inbox with dick, marriage proposals from asshole liars who aren't serious at all about building a goddamn family with you because they send the message to a million other women on the page (my heart was broken within an hour of joining!)

Secondly: I cannot get over the beauty of your first two commenters. Seeing that might have made me spit my tea over my desk!

Anyway, I really hope you get to meet some amazing people and have fun!

Thank you I already have!

 

[Spangle]

When spangles around dicks stay clear.

Well how very rude!

 

[JustDella]

Well how very rude!

Your breasts are beautiful xxx

 

[Spangle]

Your breasts are beautiful xxx

Mr Google's breasts are beautiful lol. He sends me a new pair every day. I wish my boobs looked like that, but short of implants the size of my head, it's doubtful

 

[Kelsey12]

I take it you're not new new. Hello and welcome. I anxiously await your request to see my dick pics.

 

[Spangle]

LMAO
you know, everyone warns of the onslaught of dick pics, but I didn’t really get that. I got some, sure, but it wasn’t as bad as I had expected. Is there something wrong with me (besides what I already know)?
Anyways, welcome and hopefully it’s not too bad! There are fun and funny people here too.

Count yourself lucky lol. The tit pics do the magic I find

 

[D7ve67]

There's more variety in here than a quarter bag if mix ups.
Do you like what I've done there ? lol

Yeah, very witty, the only problem is , most of them are dumber than a bag of hammers. PMSL

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Well how very rude!

You wouldn't like me if I wasn't

 

[Dcdevon]

Hello and welcome Della. Your going to need some Meathead repellent. Bear spray may work .. may

 

[CountryManVa69]

Hi everyone!!! Im new looking to chat and meet new friends and fuck buddies but please no dick pics unless i ask...

Im 31 year old 6 foot tall white guy from Virginia looking to meet people to chat with! Just looking for a female to chat and see where it goes. Talk a little shit maybe. Im new to the site.

 

[Muscularjock]

Hi everyone!!! Im new looking to chat and meet new friends and fuck buddies but please no dick pics unless i ask...

Welcome