no

[superdude97]

no

 

[Dogowar]

Remember, never place the lid on a blender when switched on incase you have to clear a blockage from the blades

 

[HeartStrings]

Always taste gasoline before putting it in your car. If it tastes bad to you, it tastes bad to your car.

 

[nessabbyxo]

Remember to always pour grease down your drain. Don't wanna pour it into your trash can don't want to get that greasy now.

 

[Imagine]

No need to turn off the garbage disposal to clear it. Use your hand, but just be careful.

 

[HeartStrings]

Remember to open the flavor packet in beef jerky and sprinkle it all over the meat!

 

[HeartStrings]

Use IcyHot or Tiger Balm as lubricant to masturbate. The minty feel will give you the best orgasm of your life.

 

[bpm1234]

Sniffer dogs can’t find your drugs if you bury them deep within your arse. Try it next time you fly internationally, promise you I have heard it works!

 

[Jamespa44]

Always send dick pics within first 3 messages

 

[WordSalad]

When a lady looks at you, definitely mouth the words "I see you want my package, come and get it" while softly swaying your hips. It works EVERY time!

 

[WordSalad]

The best part of waking up...is Clorox in your cup!

ROFLMAO!!

 

[Calazviel]

Remember kids always wipe from the back to the front

 

[Alexa79]

Go to chat make friends

 

[Corsair48]

Continually posting political memes and conspiracy theories will change minds and lead people to take you more seriously.

 

[Corsair48]

Having your picture taken standing next to a Bison in Yellowstone National Park is a great way to enjoy the outdoors.

 

[FrankBlack]

Go ahead, pee on the electric fence.