Open with a joke, they say..?

[Fugly]

OK here goes:

My Sex Life!



So I'm a 51 year old English bloke, residing in Kent, podgy, baldy, ugly as sin and somewhat pervy, and kinky as a garden hose that's been left on the lawn for a year.

The rest is a work in progress I guess, as I'm too lazy to put any more down at this time.

 

[Hedonist]

Well, with an intro like that, you're going to need a big stick to beat them off with. *grin*

 

[AmberDoll]

Hi Mr Fugly the good thing about a forum is no one worries about looks its all about how much fun you are
So enjoy the site and have fun

 

[Spangle]

OK here goes:

My Sex Life!



So I'm a 51 year old English bloke, residing in Kent, podgy, baldy, ugly as sin and somewhat pervy, and kinky as a garden hose that's been left on the lawn for a year.

The rest is a work in progress I guess, as I'm too lazy to put any more down at this time.

Can't beat honesty

 

[Kelsey12]

I smell sarcasm in Mike's response... or maybe I put the leftover Chinese in the microwave for too long. But you might want to come up with a different opening, or at least add a "but I have an above average penis size" to it. Not those exact words though, they don't sound British at all.

Welcome.

 

[Lakeside]

I smell sarcasm in Mike's response... or maybe I put the leftover Chinese in the microwave for too long. But you might want to come up with a different opening, or at least add a "but I have an above average penis size" to it. Not those exact words though, they don't sound British at all.

Welcome.

I can guarantee it is. I know him well

 

[AmberDoll]

It doesn't pay to mess with the Ladies in this forum...... Be warned guys

unless you ask them 1st

 

[AmberDoll]

I await the arrival of Mike2 the sequel pmsl

return of the mike

 

[Kuga0414]

return of the mike

Hello there. Whatcha up to? Want to have some fun?

 

[AmberDoll]

Hello there. Whatcha up to? Want to have some fun?

isn't that the point of being here

 

[Kuga0414]

Well, of course. Lol. You have Kik or hangouts or anything? My Kik is kuga0414

 

[AmberDoll]

sorry Kuga this is the introductions thread, not the hang out and hook ups 1 you are meant to chat to new people here

 

[Kuga0414]

I am sorry. My name is Kevin. What do you enjoy for fun?

 

[Kelsey12]

I am sorry. My name is Kevin. What do you enjoy for fun?

This is someone else's introduction thread. If you want to have a conversation with someone, do it in your own thread, or send them a message. Don't take over a thread with your hormones.

 

[Hedonist]

This is someone else's introduction thread. If you want to have a conversation with someone, do it in your own thread, or send them a message. Don't take over a thread with your hormones.

And if you want to hijack someone's thread, its mandatory to use 'Pirate-Speak'
Arrgghh, me hearties, I'll be yer Capt'n now, ye blasted land-lubbers."