Outrageously flirt / hit on the user above you

[Slopps]

Dude, you are a solid 97 on a scale of 100

 

[LilithX]

Hey there Wanna come eat cheese and drink beer with me?

 

[OnyxStorm]

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you're looking right!

 

[LillyK]

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber

 

[Dirtybugger666]

I want to have your babies

 

[Slopps]

Since you are so keen on veggies, why don't I show you my baby carrot?

Edit:
You sneaked in you dirty little bugger

 

[Dirtybugger666]

If that's a baby carrot, I'm scared to see a big carrot!

 

[Jinxy]

I’ve got something that’ll scare you.


Wait did I do that right??