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My fish remark was in regards to silly cheap pond fish. Lol. I've kept fish, have friends who kept fish and I'm fully aware of how costly they can be.
Opinion POLL: Cats or Dogs?
- Thread starter TacoTimmy
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My fish remark was in regards to silly cheap pond fish. Lol. I've kept fish, have friends who kept fish and I'm fully aware of how costly they can be.
Pond fish can be very expensive and not at all silly. You’re such a fake aquatic animal expert.
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Please. Young koi are like $3.
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Doubtful.
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emptynestcpl
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Has any one in the history of ever said, "My favorite position is cat style"
Dogs win!!!!!!
Dogs win!!!!!!
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That's a twisted straw man argument.
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emptynestcpl
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Or just kinda funny.
Built-in clitoral stimulation in the missionary position is something only CAT can provide. Coital Alignment Technique (CAT) is not a selfish move, which makes it ironically very un-catlike. CAT position is the best missionary position for clitoral stimulation.
Start with a classic missionary position, and then you enter her, scoot up a few inches higher than usual. Your body should be flat up against her. She can wrap her legs around your body or ankles, locking you into lovemaking. Think pelvis-to-pelvis rather than in-and-out— the motion is an up-and-down, steady rocking with a focus on where her clitoris hits the base of your penis.
Pretty sure many people have done this without it knowing the name
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emptynestcpl
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If they don't know the name, I am quite sure they are not saying this is their favorite position. Lol
#rekt
#rekt
You're right. The cats have probably eaten them all.
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LillyK
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Cats have claws and you constantly have to smell their shit inside your house, then clean it up. I love their purring but it just doesn't seem worth it to me.
Dogs (unless you get small ones) can defend your home and keep you safe, make excellent walking/jogging buddies, and when trained properly will not destroy your furniture/ property like cats do with their evil claws. They're loyal af
Dogs (unless you get small ones) can defend your home and keep you safe, make excellent walking/jogging buddies, and when trained properly will not destroy your furniture/ property like cats do with their evil claws. They're loyal af
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They don't need to know the name. It just exists...
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Please. Leave a dog alone for long enough and it'll eat your couch, parade your trash bin contents all over the home and shit on your 70" TV.
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LillyK
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Lmao. Sounds like someone's doggy doesn't like their owner
I kid!!! Dont leave your dog alive for a long time then! They're kinda like children depending on their age and breed
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So are cats, but cats can be left alone for days, with food and water. 
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emptynestcpl
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I never said it didn't exist, I said they don't say it is their favorite position. Straw man argument much? Lol
I had a sun conure for 12 yrs. Use to post pics and dancing vids of her on fcn
Parrots are clearly the superior choice in pet
