(Heres my commercial)
Hey there! Have you got life insurance, but you're afraid something will happen to it? Now you don't have to, with Insurance Insurance! When your insurance company goes bankrupt, you'll be insured with an exact replica, no lawsuits required! Just call 1-800-NOT-A-SCAM to get a free 1-day trial!
Insurance Insurance is not responsible for any lawsuits against the consumer and will not pay refunds or compensate for money lost due to said lawsuits. Not available in Africa, because we're racist. No exceptions, no disintegrations.
Hey there! Have you got life insurance, but you're afraid something will happen to it? Now you don't have to, with Insurance Insurance! When your insurance company goes bankrupt, you'll be insured with an exact replica, no lawsuits required! Just call 1-800-NOT-A-SCAM to get a free 1-day trial!
Insurance Insurance is not responsible for any lawsuits against the consumer and will not pay refunds or compensate for money lost due to said lawsuits. Not available in Africa, because we're racist. No exceptions, no disintegrations.