Post hilarious quotes you made up or changed

[Iteration_Oron]

I'll start.

"Now you listen to me, Mister. I work for a living, and I mean real work. Not writing down garbaldy goop. I provide the people of this community with sex toys and sex toy accessories." - Wank Hill to some random journalist nobody gives a flying fuck about

 

[Chubbychappie]

If sex is a pain in the ass you are doing it wrong (or right depending on what you like)