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Isnt your dad and brother a Jedi? You didnt get those "move objects to your fingers" powers too?
I have everything in my house attached to long pieces of string that surround my couch so when I need them, I pull on them and they fly at me like I'm using the force. No one is ever here to witness it, it's just for my own amusement. I'm not mental. You're mental! The remote string broke.
 
I have everything in my house attached to long pieces of string that surround my couch so when I need them, I pull on them and they fly at me like I'm using the force. No one is ever here to witness it, it's just for my own amusement. I'm not mental. You're mental! The remote string broke.
Youre a goddamned master puppeteer of your own house. The Marionette Manor. I love it. Dont accidentally turn on the stove when your trying to recall your vibrator though
 

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