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have you not seen my other posts? It would just end up elsewhere!If this thread had not been created, where would we be posting all of this? We'd have been repressed?![]()
You just publicly confessed your plans to carry out a pre-meditated murder. I'm calling the rodent cops on you.So here I am minding my own business where I sat on the white throne and around the corner came Mrs. Mouse. Very bravely it walks past me and realizes but she is not alone. Then very cheeky she sat down and looked at me to determine how safe she was and whether she should run for her life. Needless to say I am not very impressed with the visitor because, the damage they do is endless. I also know that she is going to run as if her life depends on it with the slightest movement but, I have to move because I can't stay on the white throne the whole night. Eventually I decided to move and Mrs. Mouse runs away faster than I can blink my eyes. Unfortunately I can not take in free lodgers who only cause damage and I have to put out a mouse trap. Last night she got away but she's definitely not going to get away tonight. Cheeky little git.
Be my guest lolYou just publicly confessed your plans to carry out a pre-meditated murder. I'm calling the rodent cops on you.
She also calls her toilet a throneYou just publicly confessed your plans to carry out a pre-meditated murder. I'm calling the rodent cops on you.
You have one tooShe also calls her toilet a throne![]()
I don’t call it my throne thoYou have one too
No, thanks. You're planning to end the life of a creature who braves the heavy, noxious clouds of your bodily expulsion, who looked at you in the eyes waiting respectfully to see if the Toilet Queen was going to move before himself moving in deference to her. No, I will definitely not be your guest!Be my guest lol
I noticed. Such a warped sense of reality. What's next? Her headband is a tiara? Her showers are handpoured, fresh spring water? Her car a motorized palanquin?She also calls her toilet a throne![]()
Worshipped who or what?You've never worshipped at the porcelain throne?
I did nkt call it mine i say "the white throne" just to be clear and .... my imagination dont allow me to use boring words like toilets that is soooooooo boring jsI don’t call it my throne tho
Well I guess then you missed a change to be a hero and safe mrs mouseNo, thanks. You're planning to end the life of a creature who braves the heavy, noxious clouds of your bodily expulsion, who looked at you in the eyes waiting respectfully to see if the Toilet Queen was going to move before himself moving in deference to her. No, I will definitely not be your guest!
I noticed. Such a warped sense of reality. What's next? Her headband is a tiara? Her showers are handpoured, fresh spring water? Her car a motorized palanquin?
Worshipped who or what?
Ew, no. I wouldn't ever kneel on a bathroom floor, clutching the seat or rim of a "throne" whichever color it may be.On your hands and knees in front of the porcelain throne, offering your soul through your stomach contents? No ?
I just noticed... why is it "MRS. Mouse"?? Did you check?Well I guess then you missed a change to be a hero and safe mrs mouse