Wondering if there's a porn version of Dracula, but instead of drinking blood, it's oral sex. Can't think of a better way to live forever.
I would watch that.
The comments you hear me yelling from outside my bedroom door at night...
Four guys are coming.
Four guys are coming!
They're entering the back door
They're in, THEY'RE IN!!
FUCK!
Im down!
They're on me.
THEY'RE ON ME!
Two guys are on my body!
I downed one in the kitchen, the other one I knocked is crawling to the bathroom.