Those are the most deadly fartsIf your fart is silent and feels warm, pray that no one is around you.
Thoughts Post your little thoughts.
You deserve a lot more than a moment. Just saying.Love my friends and anyone who gives me a moment of their time
All of you actually
*hands out moments of my time to you and you and you and you and etc*
Group hug!
*squishhhhh*
Make sure noone grabs my bum
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah....
Zip-a-dee-ayyy
My oh my ....
What a wonderful day!
If cooking is heating food to eat then isn't heating food to eat in the microwave just an alternative way of cooking ? Guy thinking or what 
thank you to the few people here who seem to genuinely care about how they make others feel.
Wish I could start my day over
It doesn’t matter how old your kids are … when they hurt so do you.
You should revitalise me not drain me