Are vampires always constipated, they don't eat alot of fibre
Thoughts Post your little thoughts.
It's because they live in the dark ages and still have dial-up
In the song Club can't handle me, Flo Rida exclaims "this club can't even handle me right now"
What is he doing so they can't handle him, projectile diarrhea?
What is he doing so they can't handle him, projectile diarrhea?
Think he's covered himself in lube
The devil was immortal long enough.
I'm jealous of people with regular work hours, particularly weekends off
Stanthropical
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I'm definitely not a walrus.
I like weekends off
When did 'hey' become a greeting?
Stanthropical
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I'm definitely not a vampire.
Being horny in work should be against the Geneva convention
It can give you something to look forward to when you get finished and get home
Stuff like this restores my faith in humanity a bit
Indeed it should be
I’m self employed so at least I could just take an extended break.
Thread-I’m planning on going speed dating soon. I’m a litttle nervous about it, but it should be fun
Let me tell you bout the bees and the birds
And the perfect trigger words
And the kisses on the necks
And this thing called sex
And the perfect trigger words
And the kisses on the necks
And this thing called sex
Some of the stuff have read on this site this eve is just grotesque!
Speed dating sounds like my worst nightmare haha hopefully it goes super well for you!Indeed it should be
I’m self employed so at least I could just take an extended break.
Thread-I’m planning on going speed dating soon. I’m a litttle nervous about it, but it should be fun
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