Funny Predictive Text

[lucky_luke]

With my ex girlfriend who had been married for years was one of the reaaaaaally good sex of the world for me

Having a threesome

 

[Someguy1323]

Having a threesome is like a seal flopping around like a chicken sandwich with fries for me while you are enjoying your portion of the time I got to see you and catch you

Like a chicken

 

[lucky_luke]

Like a chicken dinner winner is going well for the next two days of workout so I can taste what I want to

Doing chores naked

 

[Harley31]

Doing chores naked and dancing around the house to get you back to bed.

Run your hand

 

[Someguy1323]

Run your hand on your neck and shoulders and back to the store for a few minutes and I'll always take it in your mouth and lips and slides into you at least have a great time

Close but

 

[lucky_luke]

Close but not sure if it is a great deal or not but I think it would help us to have matching pj's

Drinking coffee

 

[Someguy1323]

Drinking coffee and watching the fog roll in from my side and back to you on that one but you know how much I can do to you and the roof is leaking from the dryer and I don't want to be here anymore


From the dryer

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

From the dryer in my life is good for you to sleep with the panda on the front of me and my sister said heyyyy lets look at the same time with my new apartment

Wet hands

 

[Harley31]

Wet hands with your fingers rubbing your teeth clamping down the river to get to the back door with my score.

Shoveling

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Shoveling the same problem as well as the butterfly I was wondering if you are looking for a walk through the years and it was delicious

Yummy fingers

 

[Harley31]

Yummy fingers for the rest of your life depends upon how many people are looking at your beck and call.

Under the mistletoe

 

[lucky_luke]

Under the milestone of the world's biggest challenge in the kitchen table and all of your head being pulled back to make sure you are my only one

Christmas spirit

 

[Harley31]

Christmas spirit of a sudden death by a hamster is not like I'd do anything you dont want to do.

My New Years eve...

 

[CantBeTamed]

My New Year’s Eve is the last night for the night to be a bitch

can’t be

 

[Someguy1323]

Can't be loud either but I don't think I will be able to get it done today and tomorrow and tomorrow is fine for me but if you want to come over for me to pick your nose and throat swelled up with the idea of that

Pick your

 

[Alexa79]

pick your friends or boobs or you can fill your own time with me and thank me again for the best weekend ever

best weekend ever...

 

[Harley31]

Best weekend ever since we seperated and you in my room just don't get to see your magnificent face.

Can you help

 

[Someguy1323]

Best weekend ever get a chance to look over the shirt and pants and shirt as well as the other person then I can see if you want me to come in for a bit and then I'll receive it.

Can you help me with this sort of thing that makes me happy to know that you have received this am so I can get the results from the sound of that

I'll receive

 

[Yesm01]

I'll receive my last email to you when you get here and I'll come out and look at the Moon tonight and tomorrow morning I will be in the mail

no one ever

 

[Laurasauras]

No one ever has to say that these people are my stupid idiots and you are my sunshine.

Christmas time