Funny Predictive Text

[Hotcarter76]

Come into my world and you will be jealous. The big Lebowski is going to have fun with you.

Mondays are the

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Mondays are the best way to go about getting a new pic of the bright colourful whimsy and freedom and hello from you soon as I notice it's you who has graced my inbox

I can't feel my

 

[Someguy1323]

Mondays are the best thing that I have ever had in my bed with you right now and I don't want to go back to the store for some rest

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I can't feel my breath on my face in your mouth and I love you so much and I hope you can come on my phone and see what happens with your company

Nicely ...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Nicely done with the utmost care and stealth of a ninja so as not to wake you up to the side and look up to catch eye contact and he sees the shiny glint in my eyes as I see the same in his and it makes me feel at ease

Easily, let's get ...

 

[Someguy1323]

Easily, let's get naked and ready for the next time we are sauteed in the morning wasn't sure if you want my tongue in your armpits or just on your elbows or something like that but I don't want to be a part of the band of Brothers in my bed

I haven't been

 

[Kbunny]

I haven't been able to find any other questions please let me know what you want me to do with you and your nose won't stop until the end of April

Share your

 

[LilithX]

Share your thoughts with me today and let me see what I can do to make it happen

Kool-aid is for

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Kool-aid is for the pleasure of my favourite Australian song bird watching the game of the day and for the most part the beach is completely abandoned

The sweetest thing is ...

 

[LilithX]

The sweetest thing is that you have no idea how much I love you and how much we have been doing so well that I can not wait until you get back in the shower with me


My refrigerator has

 

[Kbunny]

My refrigerator has been hitting on me and my wife doesn't care about it but I'm not sure how much I need that money for it to be a surprise

Do you have any

 

[Athletic_fit]

Do you have any idea how much u love the taste of your skin and how you feel comfortable with your dirty ass in the mirror

Lick the tip of

 

[Kbunny]

Dirty ass in the mirror hahaha

Lick the tip of the iceberg lettuce and tomatoes for me please and thank you for your service

Push inside my

 

[Athletic_fit]

Push inside my cock and I will be destroyed by ur ass and then I'll go back out to the gym today
(Lol smh)

Bring me to

 

[Kbunny]

Bring me to work for a while and I'll let you have your own place to stay in bed all night long as we have a great time

Get me some

 

[LilithX]

Get me some sleep and then yoga tonight and then maybe some errands and then maybe I’ll get some stuff for dinner tonight.

I’m going to bounce

 

[Athletic_fit]

Im going to bounce things off the board and then I see the chocolate in my mouth with my tongue around the edges of my lips for the rest of the day

Twist my

 

[LillyK]

Twist my fingers to my bedframe to see your doctor if I don't know gin and then ask him what I like the most

Hold me down

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Hold me down for one minute and then decide how you feel about your life

Nipples

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Nipples to the point of impending release of the bright side of the bed and I have been a long day at least once a week or so

Bring me ...

 

[Athletic_fit]

Bring me to my swollen heart and I will be destroyed by the fire of my soul as you have to see me on my way

Come by my