Funny Predictive Text

[Argoram]

Take me to your dealer

my hand is tired and...

 

[Still_Waters]

My hand is tired and achy and I’m feeling like I have a lot more than my usual feeling in my head

Bring your favourite...

 

[Argoram]

Bring your favorite recipe to the bridal shower

let go of my....

 

[Still_Waters]

Let go of my hair and get some more of the two men who are in your bed with me today and you can get your hands on your thighs for me



I have a secret...

 

[Argoram]

I have a secret friend who is always in my head

lol

I used to wear dresses, but...

 

[Still_Waters]

(Should that be in the Confessions thread?)

I used to wear dresses but that was my first time in the bath and my legs were too wet for the time of year

Please pass me my...

 

[Argoram]

Please pass me my mystery stuff and then I’ll go back to sleep

that wind makes me...

 

[Still_Waters]

That wind makes me think about your life with your eyes and I don’t want to know what you’re doing with your own kinks

Look after my...

 

[Argoram]

Look after my friend who lives here and I have no idea why.

just make the small...

 

[Still_Waters]

Just make the small ones for me to wear and then I’ll get you some more of the things you need for your face

The hotel room...

 

[Argoram]

The hotel room for my old friend is the only thing that she has been in for the past year and she has to get back in the mail.

if you tickle me there...

 

[Still_Waters]

If you tickle me there and you don’t get me wet I will be in the bed with my tongue out

A beautiful day with...

 

[Argoram]

If you tickle me there and you don’t get me wet I will be in the bed with my tongue out

A beautiful day with...

Lol wow, and confessions? Lol

 

[Argoram]

A beautiful day with you today and your family is very happy with your heart and your dog


The back end won’t...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

The back end won't work and I will try to make kind of it like that if I was going on with the best thing to get my head up for air

Can you remove my ...

 

[Argoram]

Can you remove my thumb from your hood and your fingers in my mouth and I can feel that wet and I will keep it up


Is there a way...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Is there a way that we can use our own titties to help us improve the lives of people with disabilities

Wow ... unexpected!

Titties will help us ...

 

[Still_Waters]

That took an unexpected but hilarious turn!

Titties will help us out with the other side of the world and then we will get it done before we get back into the groove

Let me taste...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Let me taste a bit of an effort and wait until you have to deal out the chorus for the big bad little things that are going on in a position that will be glistening to you and the hockey team

(WTF?!)

Open your ...

 

[Eb89]

Open your closet and let that guy out please, he's been trippin for 2 days already!

Is that a....