Funny Predictive Text

[Heather]

Fancy pants or hot pants


Karaoke

 

[Gyngerbredman]

Karaoke by the time I get home from work

Slippery

 

[CrazyStonerBitch]

Slippery rock and roll over to your house lol


Sliding

 

[Noonereallyknows]

Sliding down the door and get the right one for you

Pounding deep

 

[Gyngerbredman]

Pounding deep inside of you in the next week

Struggling

 

[Cinny]

Struggling to keep youre hand off the phone and I will call you when I get home

Lift up…

 

[Gyngerbredman]

Lift up your shirt and a big fan of your back lol

Not exactly what I think I would be a fan of, but ok...

Show me your...

 

[CrazyStonerBitch]

Show me your email address and I will be in the office tomorrow morning


Snow

 

[Cinny]

Snow day is going to be a great day for you to sleep

Building a…

 

[Gyngerbredman]

Building a new job and I am a SKILLED laborer

Catch me...

 

[Noonereallyknows]

Catch me up on the cheeks and I will try to get you a wonderful time

Please don't

 

[Cinny]

Please don’t come back to sleep in the morning hun

Pops a blanket…

 

[Newdist]

Pops a blanket on my bed and I will get my pants off.


Help me get….

 

[Gyngerbredman]

Help me get your foot in front of the bed and everything else is unauthorized

Grab a shovel...

 

[Newdist]

Grab a shovel for a walk in the yard


Whenever I eat…

 

[Locket44]

Whenever I eat a lot of people


Big boobs

 

[Newoldmatt]

Big boobs and nipples and suck me until I get a chance to watch the event.

Pussy eating

 

[Newdist]

Big boobs are the best


Big cocks…

 

[Locket44]

Big cocks on Sunday morning and the rest of the week is fine


Can't wait to

 

[Gyngerbredman]

Can't wait to see you soon as possible

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