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What's that on your head about the whole situation in your life


If you're not happy with
 
If you’re not happy with your life then you should leave it alone and move forward with your career as a lawyer or a business owner for now until you’re ready to start working on your own company again

Wipe my face with your…
 
Wipe my face with your face and then wipe my nose with your hands so that you can smell the smoke from my nose

Hit me with your face when you're done with the shower and then I'll go get my nails done so you know I'm not doing anything wrong

It's been five years and I'm still reluctant
 
Whoa, we're half way there. Whoa what are you doing with your money for the rest of your life and your family


My mind is almost always in the gutter, so
 
My mind is almost always in the gutter, so I said to myself that I am very dead and I don't know how to make cakes for your birthday party

Everyday, as soon as I wake up, I...
 
My teeth taste like a good idea and a lot of people are going to have the same thing but they don't want you to grope the dentist

Pay attention, this might...
 
Pay attention, this might sound weird but it's the only reason why we have the best quality of the product

I'm even more paranoid than you are about
 
I'm even more paranoid than you are about going to the gym and never go to sleep in the shower when you have to go to the library

Well, this is all just a big....
 
It's not what it looks like but it's what it looks like when it's not a real person or something like that


Let me walk a mile in your shoes so that I
 
Let me walk a mile in your shoes so that I can get some more of the red hot sauce on the way to the airport

It's never too late to...
 
I'm not sure about the boy who was in the future but I think we should get a five minute break from work so we can go to bed and see what happens

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a...
 
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