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Your call is important to us, please don't hesitate to call us back when you're ready for your next visit with your new family members in your new home

We need to know about your new home and what your current plans are for the future with your current residence as a new family member

Take my
 
Fire up the oven and put them in your freezer so that you have them ready when you're done cooking them in your refrigerator for a couple of days before you leave for work

Touch me before
 
Touch me before you leave my room and then you can go back to your house to do the dishes because I’m not going back there

When I went to Taco Bell, I ordered
 
When I went to Taco Bell, I ordered some chicken wings and some chips from the supermarket for dinner tonight so I could have some of those at my table

Let me take you
 
Let me take you in the shower and get some sleep then I would like to know how you feel about the weather forecast for tomorrow

A spoonful of sugar helps the....
 
A spoonful of sugar helps the body absorb the fat faster and is more effective in reducing the amount of calories burned during exercise as opposed to eating a lot more

Take me into consideration
 
Hold me, thrill me ,kiss me and I will get a chance to wear some more paracetamol and then we could have some hot chocolate



Never before have so many ......
 
Can you cook me something for breakfast please and I’ll give you something back for it when you come over

I want to be filled with…
 
I want to be filled with you and your friends in the future so that we could have a good relationship with you and your family in this world

Slap me and
 
He drove a fancy car to the hospital and got the results back from his doctors appointment at three in the morning

Hakuna matata, mothafukka
 
Hukana matata, mothafukka is my new obsession but I’m not going anywhere near that kind of stuff anymore because I’m a little bit of a jerk but I’m still a good person

Your sleepy face…
 
Your sleepy face is the reason why you are awake at all hours of the day and night

I want you to scream and
 
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