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Are you doing anything for your birthday tomorrow or are we just gonna do something else on Friday night

Saturday night, I feel the air is…
 
Saturday night, I feel the air is getting too hot for my eyes and my nose and my ears and my throat and my


It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket
 
It’s cute, small, fits right in my pocket but it’s also a little bit too large for me

I’ve never seen one as big as…
 
I've never seen one as big as that one before but I'm glad you like them


Yeah, right in my pocket
 
Yeah, right in my pocket right next to my phone so I can look up the names of people I like to meet up with on a regular basis

Gecko…
 
Gecko is the best cat ever made and I'm so glad I found him in my dreams last night when we were talking about the other cats


My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes
 
My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes when she sees me in person because I’m a little too much for her and she doesn’t like me

My diet mostly consists of…
 
My diet mostly consists of vegetables like beans or potatoes and rice but also vegetables like rice and beans which I don't know what to do with


And I just fucking kick
 
And I just fucking kick it off the table with a little salt and pepper to taste for the best results

Edit: The chemist warehouse in my area sells the best beans in their specialty and I don’t know what they are called but they’re usually pretty cheap for a decent amount

Get off my bowl of…
 
Tomorrow? No problem at all just text me when you’re ready and I’ll come pick you up at the airport or whatever

Monster trucks…
 
Monster trucks are a good thing for me because they have the same amount to do with them as a whole but they have a different kind of monster

would you be so kind…
 
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