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You better give this donut to me right now or I will be in trouble with my phone and my computer because I’m going through the wrong stuff.

I’m increasingly convinced that the cream in this donut
 
I'm increasingly convinced that the cream in this donut was made by someone who is an alcoholic who doesn't drink coffee anymore because they have to drink coffee regularly or they are just not a normal human being

Open the door, mother fucker, or
 
What is in the air fryer in the air conditioner in the air compressor on a Ford ranger that you have? 😳

The only way I’m going to do that is
 
The only way I'm going to do that is by getting my hair trimmed tomorrow morning so that we could do the same thing as yesterday but if you want to go ahead with the appointment that would work just fine with me too

I can't even imagine the length
 
No, I will absolutely not be able to make the meeting today because I'm in the hospital with my knee injury which is causing my shoulder to be sore again for some reason

Fuck
 
Damn it is the most common type of plant that can survive on a single stem cell and can grow on any other plant.

There’s nothing like a
 
There’s nothing like a The only way I could do that would probably take about two hours or more of work with the car and the truck

I like to eat
 
I like to eat it with a little bit of olive oil or something like that but it's really hard for me to get to eat it without having a big stomach

Absurdity is the flavor I'm willing
 
Absurdity is the flavor I'm willing and able for, so please keep forgetting pants because I chose to get fucked at a loss
Lol

Take me as I am or
 
In the morning, I’m going to need you to bring me some food and water to eat and then I’ll be over there to pick you up and take you… (sounds like a good morning to me)

In the shower
 
In the shower with me on Friday morning handsome and a couple more times after you leave so they can hold up on my vibrator

Edit: Get in my bed for a welcome message I woke from the cold spells

If I said it once
 
Lilith2_0 said:
You better give this donut to me right now or I will be in trouble with my phone and my computer because I’m going through the wrong stuff.

I’m increasingly convinced that the cream in this donut
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Donut and chocolate milk is my favourite drink of choice for the summer so far and I’m sure you will enjoy it
 
If I said it once I would be able to make you feel good about yourself and you would have to be very honest and kind 🤔

If I said it twice
 
If I said it twice I'd have to say it multiple times to make sure it doesn't happen again because it's just not going through the system right now

Even though it's not panning
 
Even though it’s not panning out like that it’s still going strong and I’m not sure how it will go but it’s going to be good for me.

It’s not too far from
 
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