Funny Predictive Text

[Athletic_fit]

Come over here and take the same picture of the game with your dirty bitch ass bb who is a good girl

Press

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Haha^

Press the button below to view the full amount of time to practice for the first time I ever came across you can get the fuck over it is important to me Woah the world and you're taken lol I don't put cheese or garlic ON it

High heat set to melt

 

[Harley31]

High heat set to melt in your mouth sucking my finger into crossing the border patrol while strip searching from an Executive Suite.

Pat me down and

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Pat me down and keep their show downs on the down low and pounce on your pulsating cock with my lips around your head and eyes on the couch and fcn soon and get some shit did

Woah lol

Eyes on your

 

[Blue_Eyed_Guy]

Eyes on your side of the bed and I will get you a check for the afternoon and then you can come over and watch the slang video games with me and we can discuss the details.

Don't go opening that can of...

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Bringing in the new year with a good time in my bed with you guys tonight

My bed is full of

Hey. This is the predictive text thread, not the "what are you doing right now thread"

Don't go opening that can of your friends who are not going anywhere in life or something like that

Will it fit in my

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Don't go opening that can of worms to get the guitars and no expectations of the most beautiful Sexual storm of my favorite place to be able to enjoy the weekend of my yesterhood together with the exact name as the butterfly I love

Will it fit in my opinion on the outside reaping less creeping and rewards of literary sorts with beautiful thoughts but deeply sorry for the first place to stay in touch with you

Sticky fingers from

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Sticky fingers from my accountant who is not the best choice

*LAUGH-CRY,LAUGH-CRY SIDEWAYS* emojis

Take a deep breath and

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Lol

Take a deep breath and tell me what you think you are looking for a reason to believe that the smiley face of the world to me and how I thought I would like to see if you are looking to move forward with the act of being eaten while atop a car like that

Vehicular sex is

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Always eaten atop a car.

Vehicular sex is a common problem with the elderly


My hips are sore from

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I know right!!!! Lmao That and the world and the universe are reoccurring themes somehow!

Bahahaha poor elderly!!!! Now THAT'S how you get sore hips!

My hips are sore from the dumb shit you wont regret it one bit Cum sit on this chair pull my hair and watch my tongue drip I'm not a princess but I think of all sizes and colors and what is the difference between a police car and a porcupine Lmfao

(Oh fuck, part of another Pheonix original from one of my raps right there - NAUGHTY NAUGHTYYY PHONE!!)

Dirty rap songs are

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Dirty rap songs are a great way to make a good impression on your face with a little bit of love


Wu-Tang clan ain't nothin' to

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

HAAAA!

Wu-Tang clan ain't nothin' to be able to explain to her husband and the previous owner of the world but I won't be able to enjoy the rest of the night before I hit floor for more pussy devoured

(Omg - predictive be fishing in my notes where I write my raps again)

Your pussy tastes

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Wutang is definitely a difficult subject to explain to her husband LMAO!!!!

Your pussy tastes like winter

LOLOLOLOL. Straight outta @Kbunny status. Lol


Your dick smells like

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

(Mwahahaha love your work Bun buns! And yours FHubz! This thread is like my 2nd fcn home lol! I love it ... can you tell?)

Your dick smells like a skunk I hate to say that it might even be found in the club for example



Nothing smells better than

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Its a fantastic FCN time passer. Lolol. That last one was golden btw. Lol


Nothing smells better than a bit of love and a half inch of your face

Gramma always said....

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I love how unpredictably hilarious it is! Wow, very specific facial measurements haha


Gramma always says that I have attached my life to the kitchen baby naked with the flour Buckle up my harness cause I'm climbing that tower but not before I can see your sassy self back in town

(Oh gosh, it's raiding my notes again wtf?!?!)

Kitchen tools

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Kitchen tools include a few drops of water and a half inch glass of your own happiness to make a salad for the weekend

Toss her salad and

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Yassss!

Toss her salad and happy days ago and I can breathe better now that I just wrote this here is the real life no fake Make no mistake its all about the give and take It's not fair play if its only for the dick (I'm stopping here cause predictive is raiding my notes again)

Sex injuries sustained by

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Sex injuries sustained by myself are not going well for the first half of the year


Sometimes, when no ones looking, I...