Funny Predictive Text

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Uh ohh lol

Sometimes, when no one's looking, I am a human being

Ahhhhh hahaha! Coulda kept on going but I'm leaving it at THAT!

I have a dildo and I'm not afraid to ...

 

[Hotcarter76]

I have a dildo and I'm not afraid to take it back to my car and get it nice and clean

This is the dawn

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

This is the dawn of the world and you're welcome back to the bedroom with a mouth and two helping hands

Help, I've fallen

 

[Gslyder80]

Postman to get a new phone for adding me to the list of people who are interested in your backpack.

While you're down there

 

[Hotcarter76]

While your down there a bit of your ass is going to get more attention from your friends.

Looks like

 

[Gslyder80]

Looks like a good time to come by and see you tomorrow morning

I wonder if

 

[Gslyder80]

Get me off your mailing list please and thank you for adding me to the list.

I want you

 

[Gslyder80]

Black magic and white claws is a beautiful place to be a part of.

Tell me about

 

[Hotcarter76]

Tell me about my ass in your wet clothes or not

Give me a dollar

 

[Gslyder80]

Give me a dollar for every day except Monday and Tuesday of next week.

I am going to

 

[Blue_Eyed_Guy]

I am going to try to go to bed and get it done before the end of this year and I hope to hear from the other side of the road with you guys.

What the what, you did what...

 

[Gslyder80]

What the what, you did what I said to you about the first time I was in my car and I am not going to be able to do it on my own.

Where did you get

 

[Jinxy]

Where did you get your Christmas decorations and stuff like this for Christmas shopping

Ugh. Mine are always so boring.

Take me to

 

[Gslyder80]

Take me to the airport and get some rest tonight and I'll be home in the morning.

Mine are boring too.

Take your clothes off

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Take your clothes off the heat I gotta eat some man meat and a half dozen different types of your cock

Lol

Different cocks for different

 

[Blue_Eyed_Guy]

Different cocks for different things your day is going well so far so good with the new one in my opinion it is not covered.

Slathered in oil...

 

[Gujjuguy]

Slathered in oil my name jumped out of the shower with the fishy smell


Shake a leg

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Shake a leg up to the individual or entity to which I have a lot of the stuff I watch on my knees in the shower with you

Wet and wild

 

[Hotcarter76]

Wet and wild is the best way to relax your ass in a shitty situation if you're in a bad mood .

You live in a

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

You live in a few girls warn me about it for the pleasure heading south of France in my arse and I will be a good time for your play list of things to do

Let's play