Funny Predictive Text

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Lol

ON my knees in front of Mr dj there in the garden bearing gifts for your play list of all the time in the bathroom reading this in utter lusty awe

Someone's horny for

 

[Kbunny]

Someone's horny for me to be there in person and I am so sorry for your thigh highs in my mouth and looks like you had a good time

Wanna see my

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Wanna see my mouth open to its widest as I seamlessly glide from silent auction and a sigh of my bodily functions

That last part sounds like a fart!!

When you untie me I

 

[Gujjuguy]

Lol so subtly described it (farting)

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When you untie me to take a dip in the water my body sighs from behind and licks the walls of your coochie with my tounge wagging like a helicopter blade. Haha

I pinky swear i will make you...

 

[Blue_Eyed_Guy]

I pinky swear I will make you laugh out loud when we were in the same room for the rest of your night going babe I'm sorry but it feels so good to be home...

Pineapples are tasty when...

 

[Gujjuguy]

Pineapples are tasty when I get a chance to get you wet and creamy and slowly but steadily dip my banana into the world of warcraft!

Your giggles are best when

 

[Tattooedmedic]

Your giggles are best when I get it to be closer to the point where you want me.

Right now I'm craving

 

[Gujjuguy]

Right now I'm craving for soft and warm cutiepie and kisses from behind.

My idea for breakfast in bed is...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

My idea for breakfast in bed is a lemon wedge to the side and a half dozen years of experience in the shower

Lol

My heart beats faster when

 

[Gujjuguy]

My heart beats faster when I'm driving to park with you by my side left shoulder and kissing my little brother on the head.

I'm in search of a guy...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I'm in search of a guy who is the best tumble in the hay I have ever seen

You taste just like

 

[LilithX]

You taste just like me and you know it lol

Your face reminds me of

 

[Harley31]

Your face reminds me of something in the Zombie world where I'm completely awake to watch a baby cry or just washing my hair tonight.

Lol...dont leave me with your babies apparently.

Watch a baby

 

[Gujjuguy]

Watch a baby giggle while I lean on you and leave a little puppy peck on your forehead while you're in the embrace of my arms.

Jack & Jill went up the hill...

 

[Blue_Eyed_Guy]

Jack & Jill went up the hill for a while and then I was going to be the same as the youngest kid in a candy bar pretty much justify anyone's time if it was just how it is when you get home...

A rough and tumble is sweet when...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

A rough and tumble is sweet when I was younger and remember to bring the best way to go about getting a new phone number for the pleasure of a lioness about to devour her prey

Wild thing, you make my heart

 

[Gujjuguy]

Wild thing, you make my heart and soul study classes in the morning and celebrate Thanksgiving day at the park with people who are sharing boobs pics of my own. Lol lol lol


I will find you and I will

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I will find you and I will diminish my need to get back to reality tomorrow morning and evening with ass like a stripper

In my mouth there is

 

[Gujjuguy]

In my mouth there is no need to be a good girl with my tounge in and around your schedule like two souls in one throat.


He gets the door for her and

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

He gets the door for her and her gf for Xmas decorations for you Penis curling she devils



Ahhhh predictive text, you never cease to crack me up!!

Baby, I like your