Funny Predictive Text

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I'm surprised by the way you are right now and I'm not ashamed of my bodily functions of the night before but is slowly losing its battle as the sun begins to rise

When you touch me there ...

 

[Someguy1323]

I'm surprised by how much you want to spend time together with me and my jungle gym and then I will send you the money for the next couple of days to get it done before the end of the week

When you touch me there at least I don't have to go to the store and get some rest....

Stop putting that

 

[Alexa79]

Stop putting that in your mouth you don’t need me to get it done and I don’t want to



naked in the snow

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Naked in the snow and ice cream and I will diminish my need to get to you and give you a bit of rain and snow peas with climbing tendrils

Take my pants off and ...

 

[Alexa79]

When you touch me there are you feeling better than me smile and laugh out with your heart I hope your feeling better

insert this

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Insert this week in advance for your play list to only contain information about this one SUCKS ARSE because I was set up by a clone of my favourite Australian song bird

Kiss it right ...

 

[Gujjuguy]

Kiss it right away from head to toe while feeling better today for a few minutes.

I'm gonna give you...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I'm gonna give you a bit of a loveable and other bits for the pleasure of the waves crashing sets the scene for a certain red headed captain to take you away from the kitchen counter

I'm distracted by

 

[Gujjuguy]

I'm distracted by a bug in the room and a peck on my face.

Your lips are...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Your lips are working on his bulge and I have to crash in a good way for you to move inside me to be witnessing but it did something for me somehow

Thigh tickles lead to ...

 

[LilithX]

Thigh tickles lead to me wild and sweet dreams and sweet little kisses and a great day

Thursday is

 

[Hotcarter76]

Thursday is the only day I can please myself over and over again. But I've wanted to do something about this for years and have never been able to find my pants

Thank God for

 

[Gujjuguy]

Thank god for creating this wonderful opportunity to meet genuine people who are sharing boobs and bums and kisses and hugs to you and your family.

Share a laugh with me and

 

[Shy_girl74]

Share a laugh with me and squirm in the back and moans loudly again and then you will know that you have to do it

Run like Forrest

 

[LilithX]

Run like Forrest was the day I got fired from my life lol

lmao

Peter Piper picked

 

[Kbunny]

Peter Piper picked me up from work today and will not be able to get it in my mouth or my tongue wrapping up my last night

My clit is

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Peter Piper picked me up from work today and will not be able to get it in my mouth or my tongue wrapping up my last night

Who's this Peter Piper Picking Phucker?!?!?!?!

My clit is not a good impression but it was a great time for my husband


The Phat Phuc Noodle house is

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

The Phat Phuc noodle house is located in my arse till you get a chance to dance with me on my knees in the morning

(That one had to be scandalous lol Phat Phuc noodle house!)

I saw a ufo and ...

 

[Alexa79]

I saw a UFO and I got caught up on my mind I just started talking about her and anxiety because she’s going back on her way back soon


Skinny dipping

 

[Athletic_fit]

Skinny dipping sauce can be tough for the rest of us because of everything that we have to eat my own food is a great place to start

Pressing deep in