Funny Predictive Text

PheonixxxMonroe said:
(I just let out a very audible YAAAAAY! Hey hubby!!) :) (PS: You & your "effective sex" Those two words together in your texts always crack me up!!
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Hey pretty lady!!! The effective sex is soooo damn random lolololol

Your face makes me want to make a salad with a lot of things that you can imagine in your mouth


Why the fuck
 
But it's such a fucking worthy expression don't cha think?! It's the best ... one of those ☆I'm laughing cause it's TRUE☆ ones!

Why the fuck out of the way you are right now and have a lot of the stuff that I have the urge to read your last request for a drink of my life right now and have a look forward to seeing you

Last nights prostitute was ...
 
*a drink of my life* lolol

Last night's prostitute was a little more attractive than I thought you were gonna be in the morning

That dick is really
 
Don't forget to check out the window right now and have a lot of the stuff that I have the urge to talk at your fingertips the best of luck with the utmost care and stealth of a ninja friend of mine and something involving carbs Cold War and the other hand

Let's go fap to ...
 
Ha!

Hot and steamy I am interested and would like to give me something about a week or so ago and I will try to control you in ANY WAY you could make the hug less awkies

Sexual frustration makes me wanna ...
 
Oyi!! It was supposed to start with an "A" ^

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Sexual frustration makes me wanna lift you up to the point where I can get a chance to meet with your coochie and giving her a warm embrace with my tounge.

You should come inside and...
 
Fluffy dressing gown with the utmost importance to be able to enjoy the weekend and we can snuggle while turning each other on the couch and climbs on top to straddle and cuddle me at big deal with this morning

Thread: I can't keep my hands off the heat I gotta eat a lot of the bright side effects and that is the difference between your legs and feet and the rest of the most descriptive guidelines for the weekend

Morning sex feels so ...
 
Morning sex feels so right when you have a good time with the force of her own choice for a long time and consider yourself really lucky if I can get it done before going to the point of slipping into your tight and pink Floyd Mayweather.

Strip off all that you're...
 
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