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[TBig88M]

My neck, my back, my cock is a good idea to make it possible that I can be a cereal.


Mixing cereal with pasta....

 

[Gujjuguy]

Mixing cereal with pasta in yellow lentils made me think about it but I can't believe it was great thanks so good.

Hmm I think I know what my brunch is gonna be lol

My hips won't stop untill...

 

[VintageVixen]

My hips won't stop until you're done with the rest of the week you have a great plan to do it.

I like to ride..

 

[Gujjuguy]

I like to ride the wave of your body with my tounge while the heroin dances with Wolves.

Tf lol

My roomie is really good at...

 

[Esoterix]

My roomie is really good at getting my hair cut off and my body hurts so bad that she won’t let me go sit on her face

Full of bones...

 

[xIamKittenx]

Edit: Full of bones that are not good enough for me to take advantage of them I think I should have known lmao



Broken

 

[Gujjuguy]

Full of bones and muscles which aren't used for complex or important workflows.

Broken promises of God and his wife died in a few minutes ago in a bit of bum cheeky stunt show.

Rofl

The smell of freshly baked buns...

 

[TBig88M]

The smell of freshly baked buns to make you cum all over eachother with a sweet and pretty kitty that likes to wander.


That kitty cat loves wetness

 

[xIamKittenx]

That kitty loves wetness as a way to help her body feel good when she starts to lose control while she is being naked.

That naughty kitty

 

[TBig88M]

That naughty kitty cat loves attention and I love it when you watch me whenever You are so hot playing with a big cock.


Words like Dick, Fuck, Asshole, Pussy...

 

[Gujjuguy]

Words like Dick, Fuck, Asshole, Pussy leaves the court of appeals to see if we were really good at heart thumping action in the shower.

Lol

I like holding you closer because...

 

[AmWood]

I like holding you closer to my heart and I feel you are like a beautiful day to come home with me and I will definitely come back into the world with your body and I feel you like knowing me.

When I’m with you I feel like...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

When I’m with you I feel like I don't know what to say that I'm pretty sure that you can get back to it too late to the point of view of him in his hand on his bulge and the rest of the universe in my cupboard

It's bulging because ...

 

[Gujjuguy]

It's bulging because of this thread only for you and the journey of a sudden craving for some Mac and cheese.

I need help! My head's stuck....

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I need help! My head's stuck in the club and take some time to do anything about this one is a great time without notice

I'm a beautiful flower because ...

 

[Gujjuguy]

I'm a beautiful flower because the Banana's out of town for a long way to go with the force of gravity pulling it down.


I'm a sucker for...

 

[TBig88M]

I'm a sucker for you I don't want to keep you ate the truth deserves to be told you are not enough to become a real terrible bitch.


Visciously Vicious poison snakes crawl

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Visciously Vicious poison snakes crawl to get to America and Europe and the other side effects and drug interactions analysis of your cock

(Okaaaaay!)

Help, my dick is on drugs and ...

 

[TBig88M]

Help, my dick is om drugs and I love it when you watch me whenever you ate the only one that doesn't make any sense because I don't think I can stop looking.


Looking how you suck my dick...

 

[LilithX]

Help, my dick is on drugs and I don’t know what to do with it all day long and then I’m not going to tell you what you want to know about it.

edit- Looking how you suck my dick to death and death of the day after the death death of death

lolololol that was creepy af.

When you put our dicks side by side it looks like