Funny Predictive Text

I’m slippery because I wanna be the one that you have your panties in the morning to see if you can come over for me please you have a wonderful smile and I love you so much I wanna taste you like the sweetness of your lips.

Get the fuck over here and show me...
 
Get the fuck over here and show me how to use it and then I can ring you tomorrow to help you with the rest of the night to keep the 2m between the two of us and the rest of the world

Grab that dildo and...
 
Grab that dildo and then take it all over again I will certainly be happy to see you in the morning light as I wanna is a warm day with you.

Take my hand we’ll go back to the...
 
Take my hand we'll go back to the room of oldies and then come down with a bit of a beard for a couple more days and then I had a crush on the sofa with a woman for many years

Look at that beautiful...
 
Do you want to follow me to the bed and give you a nice massage with a little bit of my heart

Please don't stop now, I am
 
Please don't stop now, I am not looking to be your friend but you make it a little crazy for us and we will never have a great time to stay.


I haven't seen any update yet
 
I haven't seen any update yet but I will never treat any of them with any other questions or comments about it and I hate to hear that

I go down on you and
 
Yesterday I hurled obscenities at work and I felt like a good one thing that you are in control of my naivety and the sky and my old soul.

Control of everything makes it
 
I love to feel your warm and beautifull way of communicating with a big smile and now you're starting to look at the beach.

Your touch makes me fly
 
I want your face to be my everything and please let me be your responsibility to help with that and all of the time I will never leave.


Pressing my lips on your
 
I am thirsty for all of your tasty and sweet dreams and I will certainly enjoy your time in the sun with the trimmed pussy hair and your sexy eyes.


I can't take my eyes off of
 
^Did your predictive text REALLY spit that out or are you just being a bit creepy in all the threads? Asking for a friend.

Just looking for forward nonetheless to the cheek of my new phone and I checked the three lions and your favourite song is freaking me out

I love dressing up pretty ...
 

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