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Stuck in the middle with the rest of the night as its just a little more balanced than the other half way through the chest of your cock pounding against the neck with a knife and a blanket.

(my phone is loving the neck cock pounding this week :eek:)

Take this knife and...
 
^ So random and hilarious what our phones decide to spit out here!! :D Mine's been on about 3 lions(?!?!) Likes to mention the "world" and loves getting stuck and finishing in a repetitive loop lately!:p

Take this knife and a lot of your BIG truths and this is just a small part of your BIG ARSE and I'm glad I can do you boo boo boobs restrained in a restaurant in his fabulously rich history of my own pieces together in a good mood

I just fell over a ...
 
PheonixxxMonroe said:
^ So random and hilarious what our phones decide to spit out here!! :D Mine's been on about 3 lions(?!?!) Likes to mention the "world" and loves getting stuck and finishing in a repetitive loop lately!:p

Take this knife and a lot of your BIG truths and this is just a small part of your BIG ARSE and I'm glad I can do you boo boo boobs restrained in a restaurant in his fabulously rich history of my own pieces together in a good mood

I just fell over a ...
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Haha, I noticed your phone's obsession with 3 lions! I keep expecting it to break into song. Your phone seems to be an English football fan, stuck in the 90's and mine is a sexual sadist obsessed with
necks, knives and blankets :eek:
 
I just fell over a few lines in my mouth whilst touching the phone with the rest and now I have to be carful with my hair cut and cut off the damn ladder.

Your hair looks like...
 
Minnie79 said:
Haha, I noticed your phone's obsession with 3 lions! I keep expecting it to break into song. Your phone seems to be an English football fan, stuck in the 90's and mine is a sexual sadist obsessed with
necks, knives and blankets :eek:
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Perfect assessment m'lady ... wouldn't they have fun pre drinking at pubs, going to a match, ending up at a random secret exclusive rave and I'll pretend I'm crashed on your couch (with one eye open) while you take down your prey in the neck, with knives on a blanket for easy disposal ... wtf? Haha overactive imagination here! You just fed it! I'm gonna back door it, flee the scene but I'll buy you a new ladder and leave it on your doorstep at some very random as fuck moment you don't expect!

Your hair looks like I just don't have the right direction of my arse in the shower now and I love you millions of the world with a well devised list of the top of the table and chairs for a reason why I wanted to send you a new ladder

Omg hahaAaa

You just hit me right in the ...
 
PheonixxxMonroe said:
Perfect assessment m'lady ... wouldn't they have fun pre drinking at pubs, going to a match, ending up at a random secret exclusive rave and I'll pretend I'm crashed on your couch (with one eye open) while you take down your prey in the neck, with knives on a blanket for easy disposal ... wtf? Haha overactive imagination here! You just fed it! I'm gonna back door it, flee the scene but I'll buy you a new ladder and leave it on your doorstep at some very random as fuck moment you don't expect!

Your hair looks like I just don't have the right direction of my arse in the shower now and I love you millions of the world with a well devised list of the top of the table and chairs for a reason why I wanted to send you a new ladder

Omg hahaAaa

You just hit me right in the ...
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I think they would have a whale of a time together! But we'd have to warn your phone not to start singing "Football's coming home" as I fear mine is a little stabby with all its knives and could get triggered. :eek:

I'm particularly loving the fact your phone is now thinking of reasons to get me that new ladder. Haha!
 
You just hit me right in the middle of the road with your tongue down your side and now I have to be careful about what you mean when we are in the right place for the next few weeks.

Is this the right...
 
Minnie79 said:
I think they would have a whale of a time together! But we'd have to warn your phone not to start singing "Football's coming home" as I fear mine is a little stabby with all its knives and could get triggered. :eek:

I'm particularly loving the fact your phone is now thinking of reasons to get me that new ladder. Haha!
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(I know right!¡!¡ How randomly considerate of my ideas woman phone!)

(Oh and don't worry I know nothing (John Snow) when it comes to the "footballs" of the UK-lien English pig dog explorer men who think they own my continent! We call it SOCCER here ... no "football's" maybe just my foot on the balls of a man of the toith"meland"othehe gets too lippy ... and while his keeled over lamenting his unborn children here comes Minnie the moocher with a low down hoodie coocher, not too shabby stabby stabby ... NECK minute, he's rolled up in a blanket and nobodys any the wiser. *I'd prefer nobody lose their lives but at the same time I'm no snitch! Just Saying ;);))

Is this the right direction of my arse in the shower now and I'm glad I can get the aerated kind of stuff or make up and get ready for the big broken bones of my limited edition prints squashed all over it

:eek::D (Oh wow what next?)

For my next trick, I will be ...
 
For my next trick, I will be in touch with the real world of tanks and I will be able to make an offer on a woman who can have a good idea to get a new job listing

I must politely ask you to....
 
I must politely ask you to do something for a reason why I wanted to send you a new ladder and leave it out by the end of my arse

:eek:

The end of my arse is magically ...
 
The end of my arse is magically appearing on the other side of Hamburg Germany and France or the other side of the most important thing in the future please unsubscribe by clicking here

Chocolate brownies should always be...
 
Ahh hahaa! :D:D:D

Chocolate brownies should always be able to interact and share moments in my mind and body and that's still strong enough females in one half of a pair of twins to be more specific

Give me two of those ...
 
Give me two of those things you can see what I have a nice time with them and they are not for the delay in response to your husband's sister and her body measurements

Calling all avenging angels....
 
Calling all avenging angels in a bit of an abstract pic of my arse in the shower now that you do not want to be chased by the baboons and I'm glad I can do you boo boo
(Wtaf?)

Abstract arse pics make me ...
 
Abstract arse pics make me feel better than the intended recipient you should also look at the moment I would love to feel your body heat mingling with my tongue

My milkshake brings....
 
My milkshake brings me back to the picture battle of the day so far I have been having anti social issues with my clit as I watch hope that's all I can think of some of the people who have been a whisper fail.

Whisper in my ear...
 
HA!!^

Whisper in my ear to ear spying on the couch LMAO and I'm glad I can get then asking for the broken window screaming at least there's no pressure on the toe sucking pic

Suck my ...
 
Suck my dick as well as the registered owner of this communication in a relationship with the head of my favourite things are so hot and wet and it just comes in a bit

It wasn't me....
 
It wasn't me and I'm kinda multitasking right now between here is for you you know who's in a few years now and I love it it it it it it was a SCORE of the three lions and your family are so amazingly sexy BITCHHH

Wow

Mumma, I just killed a man ...
 
Momma, I just killed a man who had been a bit too distracted by a slim woman who was the only one who knows exactly what I have

That's not a knife...
 
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