Funny Predictive Text

[Still_Waters]

I shouldn’t have to remind you that you were meant to be with me but I digress

My memory of you is...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

My memory of you is a dressing the day if it acts as a kid that dressing room dark side of the world is your weekend

Lol

It's funny when I ...

 

[Still_Waters]

It’s funny when I have to go back into the office to see what I can get done and do something that is not really bad

It’s crazy but...

 

[Calazviel]

It's crazy but I don't know if you have any personal space to breath and yes I am in bed and guess what I was wondering about the position of a woman who knows exactly how much I love to feel your body

I tend to use a lot of batteries....

 

[Still_Waters]

I tend to use a lot of batteries in my hand but it’s still not quite like the other way

I wish we could...

 

[Calazviel]

I wish we could do a full body massage centres for men that you have received this year but all of them are rife with spelling mistakes and I have an idea of what you think

How low can you go....

 

[justagoodguy55]

How low can you go for this one day you were going down to the bed for a while I was a bit confused

Please my wonderful friend...

 

[Shy_Canuck]

Please my wonderful friend, I love to see your picture of your beautiful face and your beautiful eyes.

Will you show...

 

[Still_Waters]

Will you show me your picture of your lips on my cheeks and panties on your face

My one fault is...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

My one fault is a bit weird to me and I like that about you anyway cause I didn't wanna fuck it up to get home today and got even more for a a a a a a a a a a lot to get back in the ocean breeze

Give to me sweet sacred bliss ...

 

[Calazviel]

Give to me sweet sacred bliss and you will have to go to sleep in the morning and I will send you a lot of time to get a chance to read the recipe for a while

The lustful brunette with big.....

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

The lustful brunette with big old world of sleaze to get back in the day haha haha haha haha haha

That mouth was made to ...

 

[Calazviel]

That mouth was made to choose from a fresh baguette some lightly salted butter and jelly bean bag packed with my tongue and groove of your bum (wtf)

The cold side of the pillow...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

^haha!

The cold side of the pillow cases in a sperm collection facility is the best fuck I've never been that the premenstrual hormones talking to me so promptly

(Wow)

The rollercoaster of love ...

 

[Calazviel]

The rollercoaster of love and hugs whilst I was wondering if you have any personal information for this purpose and meaning I don't know how you feel about this in the future please reply with your quips and I will be in a relationship with the real thing at the end of time

Why does it throb and ache...

 

[justagoodguy55]

Why does it throb and ache to make love to you and may I just say that you are so beautiful and sexy and interesting to the world

Please don't stop...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Please don't stop now and they're always had to pre predominantly in the day if it acts as a kid and the sum is rising in a bit mushy peas the toilet again right now and thought of you you know who's in a few lil ladies but I'm not sure I'll have a look later

Step right up and get your ...

 

[Calazviel]

Step right up and get your own hands on experience in giving me a pic of you and your bum (stick out tongue and wink emoji)

Who sins most when....

 

[Still_Waters]

Who sins most when they have been a naughty man in his own way to the end of my mouth with a good night kiss

Pulling down my...

 

[justagoodguy55]

Pulling down my mind and soul is going well my way inside the whole thing I want it now and the most important to you are so damn

Come and hop on..