Funny Predictive Text

If you pull this lever out of your text box and send it back to me and my mind will get you a new battery for the inside of your computer

(Lol okay)

Didn't I tell you....
 
Didn’t I tell you what I want to do with you tonight and you know I’m not going anywhere else you want me too much for my hair and my eyes are wet

(lol!)

Make me your...
 
Just fuck me until I hear you moaning in my arms and I’m feeling like a little crazy fucktoy and kisses your kisses kisses kiss kisses kisses........

Take off your jeans and...
 
I need you to get a better idea if it is like you are going on a grey road with the best of luck with your car and your bike will try and find out what you saw in your area and how it is deceitfully difficult

You smell like ...
 
My hands need your attention to make me squirt all over your face when you’re ready to get your panties off

:oops:

Get in my bed...
 
I can feel your eyes on me as I sashay across the street to see your face and I see your smile on your lips

Regretfully I cannot...
 
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