Funny Predictive Text

[Chris_90]

I’m getting ready to die for the rest of the night but I’m not feeling like that

This is not

 

[Still_Waters]

This is not a big puddle for me

Help me…

 

[BabyBrit]

Help me to get it out of my life and then I will have to be a fun girl.

I’m so…

 

[MrJackaal]

I'm so tired and i cant wait my vacation starts.

Will you be..

 

[Chris_90]

Will you be home soon after work and I’ll be there for you to come over for dinner

Did you know

 

[Still_Waters]

Did you know I was in your head today or are you still feeling tired

Carry me to…

 

[Chris_90]

Carry me to your house and I will have to open it up for you!

bring me some

 

[Still_Waters]

Bring me some ice cubes and I will be ready for bed

Have you ever…

 

[Chris_90]

Have you ever heard about me for being honest with you and all of the people that are talking about it?

what the fuck

 

[MrJackaal]

What the fuck is going on here, who ate my salad!?

I'll be very...

 

[BabyBrit]

My libido is going to be a good girl and she loves her mama.

Please make me…

 

[MrJackaal]

Please make me feel wanted when im with you.

I think you...

 

[Chris_90]

I think you should have bought some more packs of the other ones lol

you might be

 

[Still_Waters]

You might be interested in doing it for me too but I’m just trying to make myself feel special

Look at my…

 

[Chris_90]

Look at my calendar for the next few weeks and then I’ll be there for you!

I want to try

 

[Still_Waters]

I want to try to keep my fingers down my thighs but my flesh is throbbing


Taste the…

 

[Chris_90]

Taste the same thing as I did with my first time


Get some

 

[Still_Waters]

Get some more fun out of your mouth and I won’t be able to respond until you get off

Softly…

 

[Chris_90]

Softly in your face and I hope you have your beautiful day today

where did

 

[Still_Waters]

Where did you find out about the car wash


Such a…