Funny Predictive Text

[Chris_90]

This one time at band camp I was just curious and I thought you were doing it for me

On the plane

 

[BabyBrit]

On the plane I was just thinking about you and your body covered in sweat.

I need…

 

[GirlyLove]

I need to do something with my hair allergy and then I'll go eat

I look

 

[Simonsaysxxx503]

I look forward to seeing you guys are doing well and I hope you have a great day.

I slept

 

[CantBeTamed]

I slept for like a week and I didn’t see anything on the internet lol

what the fuck is it with me and internet?

Don’t touch my…

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

What are you doing in your life that you want to be in your own home soon.

Grab me...

 

[Still_Waters]

Grab me a beer bottle and I’ll let you know when I’m ready for you

Did you here about…

 

[BabyBrit]

Most things in life are getting worse and worse.

I never…

 

[Still_Waters]

I look sexy in jeans because I have my legs and thighs tightly together

Trust me to…

 

[Still_Waters]

Place my order for my lunch and my head is on your lap

I would never…

 

[Simonsaysxxx503]

I would never be able to get it to you later.

Why wouldn't

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Why wouldn't you display that you are trying to keep me in your mouth..

In your...

 

[CantBeTamed]

In your face you have a really long day of work and I love it

My itchy…

 

[Dirtybugger666]

In your face you have a really long day of work and I love it

My itchy…

Wow that sounds hella bitchy LoL

My itchy eyes are freely roaming the same way as a result of the ceiling fan.

In the..

 

[CantBeTamed]

In the morning I’m not gonna lie to anyone but I’m not sure what I want to feel

Slapping…

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Slapping her to the next week for the best boost.
I'm not...

 

[Athletic_fit]

I'm not sure if you check this email or contact us at this point but we are not allowed to solicit this message in our hearts. lol

Pushing my...

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Pushing my luck with your juices flowing in the door frame.

Stupid door...

 

[CantBeTamed]

Stupid door is open for me to get a new job and then I’m going on the phone lol

sometimes when we touch…

 

[BabyBrit]

Sometimes when we touch the other girls are getting ready to come over.

I’m desperate for..