Funny Predictive Text

[BabyBrit]

I should just be a good girl and I’m not.

Please…

 

[LilYumi]

Please let me have your phone number and I'll call you when I leave work at night.


My favorite...

 

[Chris_90]

My favorite thing is that we are going to have some fun with each other but it’s nothing more than that

Listen and

 

[BabyBrit]

Listen and I hope you have a fun weekend with me ur babe*

Dreams of…

 

[Chris_90]

Dreams of you and your amazing ass are okay and then there is some weird stuff like this

On this day

 

[Dirtybugger666]

On this day I would like to play with the Mrs has asked me to put it in the beer.

Dick beer...

 

[Still_Waters]

Dick beer is here to help you out with your lunch

I need to collect…

 

[BabyBrit]

I need to collect my money from my parents to buy a gift for my parents.

In high school…

 

[Laura_pjs]

During my break I was just sitting working for my pjs and then my head was shaking so bad I was just annoyed

tonight I’m going to…

 

[CantBeTamed]

Under my bed I don’t want you too much lol

I’m so bored I …

 

[Chris_90]

I’m so bored I just can’t imagine what you would like to do with me and you have to be a happy person

Without anything to

 

[CantBeTamed]

Without anything to do with it I will never do anything to you

If boredom could kill…

 

[Chris_90]

If boredom could kill the time you get off and then again it’s just like a new bed

If all pot was gone

 

[Someguy1323]

If all pot was gone to the store I would get some rest


I missed rest at the store.


Touch my pizza and I'll...

 

[Chris_90]

Touch my pizza and I’ll probably have to do some things with my own bed and then I’ll try to make the next

okay.. this must be done by one person

Touch my pizza and I’ll

 

[CantBeTamed]

Touch my pizza and I’ll set you on fire you dirty little man

that escalated quickly

I’m sorry for calling you a…

 

[CantBeTamed]

Pineapples should be okay good morning lol

I don’t like your…

 

[Chris_90]

I don’t like your house anymore but it’s okay I guess I’ll just go to the moon

On the moon

 

[Someguy1323]

I don't like your apron on my face so I suggest that you have the same thing as I

On the moon and back are the same as well and even better than I

Garbage

Well, better than...

 

[Still_Waters]

Well, better than the usual thing you do with your mouth

How do I get to…