Funny Predictive Text

[Newdist]

Spit, swallow or anything else I think you can do.

I once used a….

 

[JudithJ1337]

I once used a different method that makes me feel so much better than others.

I love to touch...

 

[Newdist]

I love to touch you and see what happens.

I didn’t know my sex toy could….

 

[JudithJ1337]

I didn't know my sex toy could be used condoms.
Gross, all that warm, wonderfulness stuck in a bag and not in me.

I came...

 

[Riverside]

I came across your profile...!

Double entendres are ...

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Double entendres are you doing this one already.

Can I ...

 

[Chris_90]

Can I join you in the morning for a little kiss and nuggets?

I’m so hungry..

 

[JudithJ1337]

I'm so hungry and tired and I don't want my boyfriend to have a lot of food with my parents.

What?


I wish...

 

[Chris_90]

I wish I could have you in my room and I would love to cuddle you naked

This plan sounds

 

[JudithJ1337]

This plan sounds like heaven...

Lol

"Omg, I just..."

 

[Chris_90]

Omg, I just want to feel you naked all night babe I hope you don’t want me to go back

Touch me and

 

[Ehri]

Touch me and you'll die.

All it takes is...

 

[LilithX]

All it takes is a long week of trying to figure out how to do a good Christmas

I can’t wait to see

 

[Chris_90]

I can’t wait to see you again babe, I miss your cuddles and kisses

We could always

 

[Locket44]

We could always use your help to get off


To get off

 

[Chris_90]

To get off my bed babe I’m not going to lie I just want you to feel like that

Give me a

 

[Jenn0402855]

Give me a call when you get off work and I will make sure you get off in my mouth and then we can do something about that.

Your hands touching...

 

[Locket44]

Your hands touching your hair caressing softly the way you want to be with me


Be with me

 

[Chris_90]

Your hands touching my body and kissing your neck is always a good thing to do with you babe

Be with me tomorrow morning babe if you want me to come in or something

While I kiss you

 

[Jenn0402855]

While I kiss you deeply and breathing in your lap I have to do it all over you while you're in the mood

Play with my