Funny Predictive Text

[JudithJ1337]

You don't want to completely understand what I am saying.

I can feel my...

 

[Chubbychappie]

I can feel my toes and feet and legs around you too but I’m just not really close enough to enjoy it



Make sure you have your

 

[Chris_90]

I can feel my heart and hope you feel like it will always be better for you and I will always have you and your heart

hmmm okaaaaay.. move on

edit;

Do you like when I do it again and you have to do a little bit of the rest of the night


After we eat

 

[CowGirlMichelle]

After we eat you want to watch a movie


What are

 

[JudithJ1337]

After we eat the rest of your ex's for dinner tonight... I'm just gonna stop right there. I swear I have never eaten anyone!

Moving on...

I can only...

 

[JudithJ1337]

After we eat you want to watch a movie


What are

What are your thoughts on fantasy creatures that you can join in on the fantasy world?

Heh?

I can only...

 

[Locket44]

I can only visualise my money in your bank account and I will pay the full amount ASAP

And thank you

 

[JudithJ1337]

And thank you for a great service today with a great time... heh?


I can feel you...

 

[Locket44]

I can feel you're way off the edge with your cock and I don't want to miss the opportunity to work with you.......

But I'm afraid

 

[JudithJ1337]

But I'm afraid that if you were gonna try to make me cum, I would have just been so tired.

I am getting...

 

[Locket44]

I am getting this issue resolved and I will be back on Tuesday


Can't wait to

 

[Esoterix]

Can’t wait to hear about your new account number for your new card code and mail it to me


Kiss my salmon

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Can't wait to see you and I will talk later

Kiss my salmon on the suggested time.

Are you

 

[Chris_90]

Kiss my salmon and kiss me and my lips and smile on your face lol

Right?!

Speaking of fish

 

[Esoterix]

Speaking of fish and chips I think it’s just fine now it’s not really like the rain

It’s raining men

 

[Chris_90]

It’s raining men but it’s still not good enough to get wet

When the sunshine arrives

 

[DD_850]

When sunshine arrives all the freaks go into hiding

You like my gin and tonic kisses

 

[FlirtyC]

You like my gin and tonic kisses for your sweet little kitty


It hurts when you put your....

 

[Harley31]

It hurts when you put your mind down my neck and I felt fanfuckingtastic lol

If I could turn back time I'd....

 

[Simonsaysxxx503]

If I could turn back time I'd be happy to hear that I want you all day and night baby

When this night is over...