Funny Predictive Text

I have alot of my cock and balls to get to the beach bitch so that I can make you feel better :D:rolleyes:

I just wanted to
 
I just wanted to take a look at your naked body and I will keep it in mind if I want to feel like doing it myself.

Special days for
 
Special days for me and you both to come visit us and have some fun.

it goes down deep
 
It goes down deep inside your body and the occasional deep throat is the best way to get the kids.


I'd rather have
 
I'd rather have to get a new phone for you to get a lift home from the office to see if you need anything.

It went wrong because
 
It went wrong because of a lack in the number and I was not sure how many of them would have gotten the message.

When I think about sex I…
 
Fuck that was the BBQ chicken talking about what dinner plate broke on the wings that rainy day...

Predictive my ass...
 
I licked it twice and made it wetter outside of the building a house last week and it came on so strong like alcohol...

???

Cunninglingus...
 
Don't do that again and it is a very important part to me that I can be very thankful and I hope to see my future friends in a few hours of the year.

Fuck, my predictive text isn't exciting anymore lmao

Eat my...
 
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