Funny Predictive Text

I liked it when we were in town and then you said you had a great time with your finger and then you used your finger ....



Edit: You look great on my face it looks great....

As soon as I ...
 
You look at me as if you were thinking of doing something different

Well are you?

Edit
As soon as I get it done I'll let you have a good time

Show me....
 
I'm sorry for the delay I just saw this text and I'm sorry for not responding I just saw the text and I'm not gonna make any more plans I will let her now I just want her home so she doesn't get sick I will call you tomorrow morning I will call her and see what she's up for and then I can call her tomorrow and let you in the afternoon if that's easier or if you're busy and you're not working tomorrow morning or not busy I'll let her now I will text her back to you when I'm done and let her in and let her out of your house so she knows what you need and I can help her with her and you know that you have to get out and I just need you know what I just wanted you to be safe I just want you know I just want her ...

Big, fluffy poodle balloons are
 
Big, fluffy poodle balloons are flying everywhere. Big, bouncy inflatable one's and a huge turkey neck blowing an Italian accent are also giving me the heebie jeebies.

I feel like I've just walked into
 
I feel like I’ve just walked into the office with my wife and her husband for some weird reason but I’m just trying not to get into this crap because I’m just not gonna be around people who are in my life anymore

My cup is full…
 
My cup is full and I'm going home now I will call when I'm on the road I will call and see what I need for the next day and I'll text when I'm leaving work I will call the store to get it out there to pick up my order thank goodness for your order thank goodness you have it and you can get the money for me tomorrow and I'll be there in about an hours time and I'll give it back for the rest the week thank goodness you got your order thank goodness I love and thank goodness I have my card thank goodness for you thank goodness I... wtf

Inside my head there is
 
Inside my head there is a place, better described as a depository for my anxiousness. My brain is the buffer between me and an impending worst case scenario.

That's why I got into
 
That's why I got into the habit of using my hands to hold my phone and I don't know how long that will last but it's worth the food and it's delicious

I can't see my dick because
 
I can't see a dick because I tried to French kiss you with all my eyes but it didn't take a moment when it comes down for the QUEEN

Sucking is much more than just
 
Sucking is much more than just a good thing to get in the shower when you come to the house.

Stroking makes me ......
 
Stroking makes me so angry I feel bad for my friends because they are not going anywhere with me anymore and they don’t even want to see my face or hear my name

Kiss my face…
 
Kiss my face now I can see you around me I have a great time and I have to be a bit more than friends on here.

Oh my, I wonder who my predictive text is thinking about.

Wednesday morning...
 
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